Yea I know the post was fun and games and some folks in retail are bitches, but I want your ass to work for minimum wage, picking up clothes, in my case UNDERWEAR, people have tried on and left on the floor of the dressing room, and when a sensible person, a good person tries to hang it up, back where it went, the same way, or fold it back, you have their parents, or other people saying “don’t do that, that’s their job.” 

Bitch my job is to help you find things, to assit you in your shopping. Maybe if you put the shit back or at least hung it up nicely, then I would be able to find it quicker for the next customer and you wouldn’t have to bitch that you can’t find anything at this store because it’s SO MESSY. 

If I could, I’d make every asshole who feels this way work two full Christmas Holidays starting in October to February, in retail for at least 30 hours a week for little to no pay, and see how much your perspective would change on PEOPLE. 

Because you can never really “hate people” until you have a grown up walk into a changing room and take a dump all over clothes, or piss on the clothes, not because they were sick, drunk or mentally ill, just because they thought it’d be funny to watch someone clean it up. 

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY